4amthesecond-day:

I just don’t understand what people want Taylor Swift to write songs about? Cats? Ikea? Biochemistry?

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barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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clater:

i went to a public school okay i know how to inject heroin

(via certifiedpreownedlions)

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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(via fake-mermaid)

It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while

(via trust)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: witchgrassi, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)