awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

(via fake-mermaid)

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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(via orgasm)

iggyazaleasss:

sitting in math like

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(Source: plastic-tit, via magicul)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(via departured)